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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

A Revolutionary Drug for Extreme Hunger Offers Clues to Obesity’s Complexity - KFF Health News

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Astronomers discover the largest 'ultramassive' black hole ever seen - Earth.com